When I grow up (or win the lottery) I am going to have every shade of greeny blue glassybaby glasses they make. In the meantime I am going to open the clothes steamer I bought a year ago and steam something. Soon. I'll start with a blouse and work my way up to something bigger. Like my granny panties.
Oh my goodness……. you are an awesome writer! Loved it! Can’t wait to read (and laugh) more!